"Sweetie?"
"Yes?"
"Do you ever watch the pornos we make when I'm not around?"
"Sure, of course I do!"
"Really? Awwww, that's so sweet!"
"Yes! I even have them bookmarked!"
"Aww, I love you!"
"I love you too, baby."
Now, somewhere in my mind there's a triangle (obtuse scalene and YES I get the irony) which says, "Normal people don't HAVE conversations like this." The rest of my mind says, in a quiet, menacing voice, "Sit down. Shut up." Then it turns back to the original conversation and purrs, "Go on."
Wicked Fantasy by Morgana Darkgoddess
