If I were Bashar al-Assad,

If I were Bashar al-Assad, I'd personally move all my chemical weaponry Jusssst upwind of our closest third-world ally, and plant my butt right on top of them and say... "Goooooo ahead." All the usual targets? I'd take whatever women, children and PUPPIES I could get my regime to round up at gunpoint - a.k.a. anyone who's still IN Syria. (They're RUNNING ILLEGALLY INTO OTHER COUNTRIES TO ESCAPE THIS STRIKE. They KNOW something bad is going to happen.) And when the bombs hit, either poisoning the allies, or worse YET, RUSSIA, CHINA, JAPAN, etc... OR - killing THOUSANDS OF INNOCENT PEOPLE being used as a human shield? 

Yeah..... that's what I'm thinking.