Darkgoddess Designs

I have levels of baked on resin goodness right now. It's awesome. Thanks to the King of Persia for giving me a Hookah! He actually gifted me a surprise! The King of Persia DOES spoil me so! (giggle... giggle)

(I always use awesome, because it's such a hippy word. I also say groovy, and I do it on purpose. It's part of the gag, right?)

I have shisha, which alone makes me smile and giggle more. It comes in flavors!!!! It's made with mole-asses! I try to stay away from sugar as a rule. I'm not diabetic, not do I want to be! I never smoked Shisha before, but my friend was RAVING about this shit. Ok, ok, I'm willing to try ANYTHING once. It's also part of the gag. (Sometimes the GAG is part of the gag, and then shit gets crazy. I have now ventured outside of my fucking comfort zone. HOW far will I go? Tune in next week.)

A pinch of a native american blend I like to smoke. Calea Zacatechichi, Motherwort, Mexican Tarragon, Wild Lettuce and some California Poppy. TADAAAAA!! Mix the together, and lay a TINY layer on top of the Shisha flavor of your choice, but I'm using raspberry right now.

A tiny pinch of your ultra favorite smoking herb. The over tone in any spell. The branch on the tree being the Native blend the trunk of the tree being THIS. JUST a dusting.

Then, a pinch of the native blend on top of that. Pack lightly to even and settle it. Pack it down far enough below the rim, the after the foil, you can STILL keep it from touching the foil itself.

A full brick on top. Make sure you stop sparking it completely. It's pretty, but the shit that makes them sparkle, is after all a toxic chemical. Blow until it is a layer of ash all over. Only then is the toxic chemical on the brick completely removed. Do not use the brick until then. That's what the ashtray on the hookah is FOR,.

D'uh. (eyeroll) Savages.

Now, we take this, and boil it down into the essence. We put it in a bottle, A dark one, because the perfume does expire. Just make more, we've given you the recipe! AND we make it a perfume spray, AND a lotion, AND a powder (especially a bath powder, wink wink). Is it suitable for men? I'm not sure, we haven't actually tested this on human males yet, but I feel it should be successful at chilling them out and giving them a mild intoxication for being in your presence.

That's basically what makes a woman unforgettable. A guy will smell the perfume you wore years from now and be reminded of everything he loved about you. This perfume will break a man's heart all over again. Be warned, use with caution. I don't wanna have to talk some guy off a ledge cause he fell in love with YOU again. You didn't even notice he was there. I gave him a shoulder to lean on and someone to talk to. Problem is, I don't like being taken for granted.

Blessed Be!